The following communication was heared by all passengers because the intercom was accidentally turned on.

F/A: Dude, my back itches like a mf
Capt: What happened to you at home?
F/A: My ol' lady decided to shave my back while I was asleep. She did a good job because I didn't wake up.
F/O: Damn, Larry, how many beers did you drink last night?
F/A: A few. I just know my back itches like hell!
Capt: I'm glad Nandi finally shaved your back. Now maybe you won't scare kids in the hotel pool on our overnight...
F/A: Uhh, Hi, welcome aboard, hope ya'll didn't hear that.