I heard a story of a snotty 1st Lt in the Air Force. He flew right seat on a Boeing RC-135. None of the crew liked him. So one day during a mission, the left seater calls back to one of the airborne techs and tells him: "Hey the Lt is comming back to the lavatories, when he's been in there about 20 secs call me back!". So the tech does as he's ordered and the left seater over the intecom tells everyone to strap in. He then proceeds to put the aircraft in a dive. The dive covered the lavatory and its occupant with the content of the toilet. He had to ride the rest of the 2 hours back home covered in crap!!!!!