OSL ATC: "Russia 9001 you are cleared the approach to runway 01L, this will save you some taxitime"

RUS9001: "Okay, cleared ILS for 01L, Russia 9001" (Typical Russian accent)

DLH3130: "Approach, whats the reason for this.. thing.. with the plane getting 01L..for shorter taxi..?"

OSL ATC: "Eerrhm, do you.. have.. the.. President.. of the Russian Federation onboard?"

DLH3130: "...no?.."

OSL ATC: "THAT's the reason!"